- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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