- Anti Joke

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

* anti-punchline

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi