What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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5 people are walking

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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my penis

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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