- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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