A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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