- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Christ is a conspiracy

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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