What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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