- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Prostitution is bad.......

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Racial Equality

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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