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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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