why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

My parents died!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Jebron Lames.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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