- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

okay so theres this guy.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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