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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Women's rights.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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