Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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No it doesnt..

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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sorry got to poo

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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