whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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