Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

derp

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Kevin and Ramin

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

drew edminstin is a rat

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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