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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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