- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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