- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Politics

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call your mom? Mom