Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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