- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

can you pass the soap?

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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