Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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