- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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