- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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