Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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