How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

The FCC

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

sweating like antoni with a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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