- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

-knock knock! -doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

No!

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

kk

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Bitch

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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