- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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