Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Fine, ladies first.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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