- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Good job, son.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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