- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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