- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's 1+1? 69.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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