What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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