Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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