Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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A seal walks into a club.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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