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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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