- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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