- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Fat people

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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