a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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