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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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