- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

black people swimming

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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