In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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im gay

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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