- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

why did the zebra cross the road?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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