- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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