- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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