- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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