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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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