- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Black People

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

The Oakland Raiders

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

when debbie meets downer

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??