How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

like this if you think what ever you want to..

thumb_up thumb_down -25

sfdg

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops