Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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im watching you..

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Anti Joke

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