- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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