A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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