Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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I like school Said no one ever.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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