Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Want to hear a joke? No.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

I hate blackniggers

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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