Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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