Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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I like school Said no one ever.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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