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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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