How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Your mom.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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