A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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they're dead. idiot.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Your mom is not fat!

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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