Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

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