- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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