Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A American seeking into mexico

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

dry handjob

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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