- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

why did katy fall off her bike?

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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