A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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lol

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Skrillex.

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