why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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