- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

women's rights

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No soap radio

where is the world?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Kevin and Ramin

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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