Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Do u take sugar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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