- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What is your bill about? Clinton

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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