- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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