- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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