- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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