- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's worse than this That :(

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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