- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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