- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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