- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's your guys names?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Take wrong turns

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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