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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

The truth is he loves her!!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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