- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the fish say after he

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

"hey do you know the date" "58"

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did death say to life? Go die

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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