- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

PIED NINNY!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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