- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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