My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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