- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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