2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Immigration Laws

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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