- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's your guys names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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