How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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