- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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