How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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hi

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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