- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

whats brown and booky a book.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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