- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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