A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

The EPA.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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