- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

oh hey.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

This is an anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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