Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Anti Joke

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