what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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