- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Your Mom

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??