- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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The New York Giants

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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