A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Cancer

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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2 black kids walk into school

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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