- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

it was all Tagart

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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