- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

mexicans fishing

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Chris is hairy

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Oh s***

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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