- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Connor is homo

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Women's Rights

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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