This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The holocaust

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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