How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

it was all Tagart

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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