- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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