- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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