What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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a man walked into a bar....

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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