- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

The lion swallowed his pride.

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