I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Black people being friendly.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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