Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

whats 1 + 1? 2

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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