How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I named my son ps2 controller

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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