there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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