What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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George W. Bush

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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