- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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