What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I like the color potato.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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