- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

No soup for you!

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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