- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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