- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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