Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

the WNBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

who's a slut... you're mom

The Oakland Raiders

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