- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where are you going Your house

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...