- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What city likes baseball the most? New York

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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