- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

i lost the game

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Hello

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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