A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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