- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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