- Anti Joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I had a lemon. hi.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.