- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Trump will make America great again.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what goes boo a sock

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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