- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

A women left the kitchen.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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