- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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