Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Guest what? Dog

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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