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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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