- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I have aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Black people being friendly.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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